Animal Jokes for Kids Written By: Charlie the Cavalier

animal_joke_bookCharlie the Cavalier books now has 10 Joke Books.  Find them on Amazon.  Download them for free if you have Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited.  Here is a short preview of some of the many quality jokes you will read in the book. Great for a gift for a child.  Purchase this or other Charlie the Cavalier Books Now

Question: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

Answer: A walkie-talkie!
Question: What would you call a sleeping bull?

 

Answer: A bull-dozer!
Question: What did the duck say to the comedian?

Answer: “You quack me up!”

 

 

Question: What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Answer: A pork-chop!

 

Question: What do you call a bear that you want to give a hug?

Answer: A gummy bear!

 

Question: What do sheep do with friends?

Answer: Have a baa – baa – cue!

 

Question: Where do horses live?

Answer: In neiigh-borhoods!
Question: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

Answer: An investigator!

 

Question: What do you call a bird in the winter?

Answer: A Brrrrrrr-d!

Charlie the Cavalier books now has 10 Joke Books.  Find them on Amazon.  Download them for free if you have Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited.  Here is a short preview of some of the many quality jokes you will read in the book. Great for a gift for a child.  Purchase this or other Charlie the Cavalier Books Now.

Bug Jokes for Kids Written By: Charlie the Cavalier

Bug joke book Charlie the Cavalier books now has 10 Joke Books.  Find them on Amazon.  Download them for free if you have Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited.  Here is a short preview of some of the many quality jokes you will read in the book. Great for a gift for a child.  Purchase this or other Charlie the Cavalier Books Now. Question: What are caterpillars scared of? Answer:Dogerpillars!   Question:What do bees chew? Answer: Bumble gum!   Question: What did the spider do on the Internet? Answer:Built a website!   Question:How do snails paint their shells? Answer: They use snail polish!   Question: Why did the fly put butter all over himself? Answer:  The fly put butter all over himself because he wanted to be a butter-fly!   Question: What’s a bee’s favorite game? Answer: Hive and Seek!   Question: What do you call a snail on a ship? Answer: A snailer!   Question: What is a butterfly’s favorite food? Answer:Butter!   Question: How did the firefly feel when his family came to visit? Answer: De-lighted! Question: What do you call a bee that can’t make up his mind? Answer: A maybee!   Question:What do you call two spiders who just got married? Answer:Newlywebs!   Question: What do caterpillars study in school? Answer: Mothmatics! Charlie the Cavalier books now has 10 Joke Books.  Find them on Amazon.  Download them for free if you have Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited.  Here is a short preview of some of the many quality jokes you will read in the book. Great for a gift for a child.  Purchase this or other Charlie the Cavalier Books Now.

2 Charlie the Cavalier Puppets For Video Chatting With Children – One for the Adults and One For the Child

Print your free 2 Charlie the Cavalier Puppets For Video Chatting With Children – One for the Adults and One For the Child.  Print out a couple for more adults and children.  When video chatting sometimes children get bored.  You can interact and have fun with them by both having a puppet to play with during your chat session.  You can also purchase the book to learn fun things to do with the puppet.

 

Print your Charlie the Cavalier Puppet Here

 

 This puppet goes with the Charlie the Cavalier Begs for Attention Book.

Purchase Charlie the Cavalier Begs for Attention on Amazon.

 

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Sneak Peak of Charlie the Cavalier Travels the World

We had such a great time making Charlie the Cavalier and the Charlie the Cavalier Joke books that we are now making another illustrated book.  You will be able to preorder the book soon.  But for now here is a peak as some of the traveling that Charlie will be doing.  In this new book Charlie will travel the world but he will miss the little girl Lily.  In the book they will video chat, call, and send post cards to keep in touch.

 

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Charlie the Cavalier Book- Charlie the Cavalier Begs for Attention

You heard it right!  Charlie the Cavalier is getting his own children’s book!

I would love if you continued to join us as we continue to work on more pages of the Charlie the Cavalier book “Charlie Begs for Attention”. We are currently finished with 3 of 16 pages. Charlie the Cavalier is a puppet dog who keeps children age 0-5 connected and entertained while video chatting. “Like” this page to stay updated.

The book will include a printable puppet for both sides to use during video chatting.

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Charlie the Cavalier moving to 50 Things to Know Life Dog Treat Giveaway from Dog Food Direct

1235052_496810300415179_786362635_nCharlie the Cavalier is now moving to http://life.50ThingsToKnow.com starting on May 1st 2014.  50 Things to Know life will be the new Charlie the Cavalier.  This this blog has been fun, we are going to move everything to one place.  There will be more organization and hopefully more time spent on posting this way instead of moving around social media accounts.  Charlie the Cavalier Blog began about 5 years ago.

50 Things to Know Life will include the best posts from Charlie the Cavalier and more:

To celebrate we are working together with DogFoodDirect.com to bring you these free dog treats.  You can buy dog treats from Dog Food Direct too!  Please enter below.  If you win we will ship you these treats for free!  Your dog will love you.  Don’t worry, Charile the Cavalier tried them out and loves them.

 

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Scott’s Liquid Gold Wood Cleaner & Perservative Review

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I am one of those people who is not in love with my kitchen cabinets.  When we bought the house I wiped them down and that is it.  I wish I could paint them but don’t have the time or the place to do them.  Last week I tried scotts liquid gold on them and they look great!  It was easy to wipe is on and the results are amazing.  Not sure why I did not try this before.  The hardest part was reaching all the areas of the cabinets to wipe it on and off.  Now they look less dusty and old and more shinny.
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