Monster Jokes for Kids Written By: Charlie the Cavalier

monster_joke_bookCharlie the Cavalier books now has 10 Joke Books.  Find them on Amazon.  Download them for free if you have Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited.  Here is a short preview of some of the many quality jokes you will read in the book. Great for a gift for a child.  Purchase this or other Charlie the Cavalier Books Now

Question: What monster tree prowls the forest?

Answer: Frankenpine!

Question: What kind of music do mummies like?

Answer: Wrap!
Question:What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Answer: Fish and ships!
Question: What did Frankenstein say to his bride?

Answer: I’ve been dying to meet you!
Question:What do monsters eat on a hot summers day?

Answer: I-scream!

 

Question: What do little monsters like to ride on at the amusement park?

Answer: The scary-go-round!

 

Question: What kind of street do monsters live on?

Answer: A dead end!

 

Question: What kind of vegetables do monsters like best?

Answer: Tomb-atoes!

 

Question: What do monster turn on in the summer?

Answer: Scare conditioners!

Charlie the Cavalier books now has 10 Joke Books.  Find them on Amazon.  Download them for free if you have Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited.  Here is a short preview of some of the many quality jokes you will read in the book. Great for a gift for a child.  Purchase this or other Charlie the Cavalier Books Now.