Fish Jokes For Kids Written By: Charlie the Cavalier

fish_joke_bookCharlie the Cavalier books now has 10 Joke Books.  Find them on Amazon.  Download them for free if you have Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited.  Here is a short preview of some of the many quality jokes you will read in the book. Great for a gift for a child.  Purchase this or other Charlie the Cavalier Books Now

Question: Why are fish so smart?

Answer: Fish are so smart because they live in a school!

Question: How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Answer: Ten-tickles!
Question: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Answer: Swimming trunks!

 

Question: How do clams call their friends?

Answer: Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
Question: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

Answer: You can’t tuna fish!
Question: Where do fish save their money?

Answer: Fish save their money in the river bank!

 

Question: Why do fish live in salt water?

Answer: Fish live in salt water because pepper makes them sneeze!

 

Question: How do you make a goldfish old?

Answer: Take away the “G”!

 

Question: Why do you bring fish to a party?

Answer: You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!

Charlie the Cavalier books now has 10 Joke Books.  Find them on Amazon.  Download them for free if you have Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited.  Here is a short preview of some of the many quality jokes you will read in the book. Great for a gift for a child.  Purchase this or other Charlie the Cavalier Books Now.