Dog Jokes for Kids Written By: Charlie the Cavalier

dog_joke_bookCharlie the Cavalier books now has 10 Joke Books.  Find them on Amazon.  Download them for free if you have Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited.  Here is a short preview of some of the many quality jokes you will read in the book. Great for a gift for a child.  Purchase this or other Charlie the Cavalier Books Now

Question: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

Answer:The dog sat in the shade so he would not become a hot dog!

 

Question: Where do you put barking dogs?

Answer: In the barking lot!
Question:What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Answer: Take the words out of his mouth!

Question:What do you call a cold dog?

Answer: A chili dog!
Question: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow?

Answer:A watch dog!
Question: How does a dog stop a video?

Answer:He presses the paws button!

 

Question: What is the quietest dog?

Answer: A hush puppy!

 

Question: How is a dog like a telephone?

Answer: It has a collar I.D.!

 

Question: What time is it when 5 dogs chase 2 cat?

Answer:Five after two!

Charlie the Cavalier books now has 10 Joke Books.  Find them on Amazon.  Download them for free if you have Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited.  Here is a short preview of some of the many quality jokes you will read in the book. Great for a gift for a child.  Purchase this or other Charlie the Cavalier Books Now.