Animal Jokes for Kids Written By: Charlie the Cavalier

animal_joke_bookCharlie the Cavalier books now has 10 Joke Books.  Find them on Amazon.  Download them for free if you have Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited.  Here is a short preview of some of the many quality jokes you will read in the book. Great for a gift for a child.  Purchase this or other Charlie the Cavalier Books Now

Question: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

Answer: A walkie-talkie!
Question: What would you call a sleeping bull?

 

Answer: A bull-dozer!
Question: What did the duck say to the comedian?

Answer: “You quack me up!”

 

 

Question: What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Answer: A pork-chop!

 

Question: What do you call a bear that you want to give a hug?

Answer: A gummy bear!

 

Question: What do sheep do with friends?

Answer: Have a baa – baa – cue!

 

Question: Where do horses live?

Answer: In neiigh-borhoods!
Question: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

Answer: An investigator!

 

Question: What do you call a bird in the winter?

Answer: A Brrrrrrr-d!

Charlie the Cavalier books now has 10 Joke Books.  Find them on Amazon.  Download them for free if you have Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited.  Here is a short preview of some of the many quality jokes you will read in the book. Great for a gift for a child.  Purchase this or other Charlie the Cavalier Books Now.