Ha, Ha. Pregnant!

(Look at the advertisement for this video I watched)

This is the commentary that I have in my head:

Where is my belly button?

I do a lot less climbing on counters and store shelves since I am pregnant… (I am only 5’1′)

Finding pregnancy pants is hard!

Do I really need to go to the bathroom again?

Each day I sit farther away from my desk.

My belly does not make a great ice cream table for eating in bed anymore…